Ready...."AIM"....Fire!

It's funny how females usually get the household duty of cleaning the toilets when it is so obvious we are not the ones making the toilet a mess. I don't think I have ever asked Bobby or had Bobby clean a toilet. We have 2 boys in our house (and several boy visitors) who really need to aim a little, or a lot, better!

I am not even sure how the pee can get in the places behind the toilet. It seems as if a boy would actually have to try to aim behind the seat to get it back there. I know Bryce is way worse at aiming than Bobby because I have witnessed his carelessness. If you walk by the bathroom he will swing his whole body around to ask you a question. It's like, "Dude! Look where you are aiming that thing!"

So...I get the gross, but necessary job of cleaning up after the boys. I did the best trying to teach Bryce when I was potty training him, how to aim, but really what do I know about it?! When he first started going potty he would sit down to pee, because he had me as a role model. Let's just say the first time Bobby saw this, he threw a little man fit! He appointed himself Bryce's new role model and perhaps this is why I have the toilet problem I do now. I should have kept him under my wing, but I'm sure that would have led to some teasing in the boys room when he sat down to go pee.

If you are a boy and reading this.....Watch out!! Look at what you are doing! You already have the speed issue on your side since you get to stand. Take a little extra time in there to aim and actually hit the porcelain oval target BELOW you!

When Bryce used to sit to go pee! Cleaner toilet days for me =)