I have been writing for this online company for a couple months and have really enjoyed the content I have been writing about. It is for a do-it-yourself company so I get to write on decorating ideas and such. They basically give you 1700 different article titles to choose from. You pick and write and return to editing. Some of my topics have been:
"Picking a Room Color"
"How to Organize a Kids Closet"
"How to Keep a Linen Closet Smelling Fresh"
All of this is right up my alley!
They also have articles I'm not too familiar with, so I don't pick those ones. They include:
"How to Build a Wood Deck"
"Changing the Water Heater"
"Easy Ways to Kill a Spider"
I can't write and teach people how to do things, I myself know nothing about.
I was trying to choose an article today and came across the most interesting title for an article.
They have a lot of garden tips and insect tips but this one just made me laugh out loud. Right under "How to Revitalize Your Patio Furniture," was this"
"How to Revitalize an Injured Squirrel"
I mean...what?!!!
#1 Does this have ANYTHING to do with home and garden? #2 Is this really a do-it-yourself job or something you drag to the vet in a cardboard box? #3 Who inquires on the Internet about this? #4 Is this an emergency situation? #5 Do you illustrate mouth-2-mouth for a squirrel? #6 Who does that?
1 comment:
I love the picture you chose! How appropriate! This was too funny and a lil on the bizare side! U should have chosen it and made some crap up cuz anyone who was looking to revitalize a squirrel is a lil nutty and probably woulda bought whatever advice u gave!
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