Sometimes the stuff that falls out of Bryce's mouth really makes me laugh!
"I would rather punch myself in my own face, then eat this!" (referring to avocado after tasting it)
"Mom, I am really good at baseball, I once got a guy out at first."
"How many calories is this ice cream, like 2, or what?"
"Dear God, please make my sister stop annoying me!"
Me: "Why do you all your jeans have holes in the knees?" Bryce: "Cuz they are stupid and cheap."
"I'm saving up my money for a house, not cheap toys."
"I hate these skinny jeans, it's squishing my wiener, like all day!"
"I don't understand why I have to go to school to get smart, you already tell me I am, so it's pointless."
"I would rather punch myself in my own face, then eat this!" (referring to avocado after tasting it)
"Mom, I am really good at baseball, I once got a guy out at first."
"How many calories is this ice cream, like 2, or what?"
"Dear God, please make my sister stop annoying me!"
Me: "Why do you all your jeans have holes in the knees?" Bryce: "Cuz they are stupid and cheap."
"I'm saving up my money for a house, not cheap toys."
"I hate these skinny jeans, it's squishing my wiener, like all day!"
"I don't understand why I have to go to school to get smart, you already tell me I am, so it's pointless."
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