Toy Party

The other day I got a call from a friend inviting me to a Discovery Toy party. I was like, "Oh, you are having one too?" She said, "Yeah...are you? If you come to mine I'll come to yours."

Cool Deal, I thought.

We continue talking and she says, "The daycare kids just love these toys! They are the best."

The line goes dead for a second....

I ask, "Oh, these are toys for kids, like kid toys?"

She said, "Yeah, what kind of toys were you thinking?" Awkward laughing follows.

Then she asks, "Well, what kind of toy party are you having?"

I said, "Well, not the kind for kids, that's for sure!"

Lesson: Always clarify before you insert foot in mouth!